Honestly why is the WWF handing out all these “genuine ivory” pins for saving enough tigers? Is there violent factionalism between protectors of different kinds of animals, or is everyone just being a bit silly? … Read more
This article is a reflection on my experience here at Williams, but also on non-Williams experiences. I am writing this with the objective of providing an example of a personality trait distilled and refined throughout the recent years. I am also writing this because I think a lot of my peers at Williams could greatly benefit from the advice I once benefitted from. … Read more
“Is their [sic] any better feeling than Gold Bond on your Balls?”
Oh, how the spectre of Ephraim Williams must be smiling down upon the College. … Read more
If you don’t know what Yik Yak is, you may or may not want to know. Simply put, it is an anonymous Twitter feed of people around you. You can upvote or downvote posts and comments, allowing you to amass “yakarma.” Identities are nonexistent, though some will use handles to add to the humor or parody places and people.
Roses shine red
Violets turn blue
I’m sorry your life sucks
What have I ever done to you? … Read more
I meet Mr. Bloomberg in Tunnel City for a Williams Alternative exclusive interview. He is sat at a table in the back-room, wearing a crisp suit and sipping espresso.
Immediately upon sitting down I am aware of his gaze. Sharp, analytic. … Read more
My life was so complicated before wall-maps.
What’s a wall-map you ask?
Let me pin that question up on the wall I use to simultaneously visualize all questions that I’ve ever been asked in my life. … Read more
OK, THIS NEEDS TO STOP NOW!!!
YES, MY PENIS AND TESTICLES ARE VERY, VERY SMALL AND I OFTEN FALL OVER DURING SEX.
THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF ME ANONYMOUSLY BECAUSE I’M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THE SAME BOAT! … Read more
Fucked Up Friday
Sincere Sunday … Read more
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